Fact sandwich
A fact that got dressed up in a fancy suit of lies, pretending to be the king of truth when it's just a regular guy with a bad attitude.
''I got the job because I was the only one who showed up, and I brought snacks.''
''I didn't steal the cookies, I just borrowed them for a little while.''
''I only broke the chair once, then I fixed it, so it's like it never happened.'