Fact Jew - Fact Jews are people who tell the truth so much that even Go

Fact Jews are people who tell the truth so much that even God is tired of them.

She said, 'You're a Fact Jew for telling everyone your mom's a witch.'

He yelled, 'You're a Fact Jew for stealing my lunch money!'

My dad called my uncle a Fact Jew for not lying about the holidays.