Fact Freak
A fact freak is someone who interrupts your life with weird facts. They don’t care if you’re eating, sleeping, or trying to focus. They just want to share their weird knowledge.
You know what’s weird? Honeybees can fly. No one taught them how to fly.
I just learned that a group of crows is called a murder. That’s not even slightly helpful.
Why is the moon so far away? I don’t know. But I’m going to tell you anyway.