facsexting
Facsexting is when you send your junk to your friends on Facebook like it’s the most important thing in life. It’s like your whole identity is your butt.
I facsexted my crush and now he texts me every hour.
I facsexted my mom and now she knows I eat pizza and watch TV all day.
I facsexted my brother and now he won’t stop laughing at me.