Facon Bits - Facon Bits are fake bacon bits that are just gravel trying t

Facon Bits are fake bacon bits that are just gravel trying to be fancy. They’re the tiny, hard, fake pieces that ruin your day.

I took one bite of my salad and I was like, 'Is that gravel? What is that?'

Facon Bits are just gravel with a fake bacon bit costume. They’re trash.

I tried to eat my salad and I got gravel in my teeth. I blame Facon Bits.