Facka
A sneaky way to call someone a fucker without getting in trouble. It’s like yelling at a kid but acting like you’re doing them a favor.
"Facka!" I yelled at the kid who wouldn’t stop screaming in the back of the bus.
"Facka!" I said to my coworker for stealing my last donut.
"Facka!" I whispered to my boss when he forgot my birthday.