faciumitis - Faciumitis happens when you eat something so bad your throat

Faciumitis happens when you eat something so bad your throat gets mad and takes your voice as a hostage.

I ate a rotten taco and my throat took my voice and ran off with it.

My friend swallowed a moldy sandwich and now he's talking like he has a broken radio.

I tried to eat a sandwich that was covered in slime and my throat lost its voice.