Facitter
Facitter was Facebook trying to be trendy. It combined Facebook and Twitter. It was like a fashion disaster.
'Facitter was the worst. I posted a photo and it turned into a meme. My face was in a meme.'
'I used Facitter once. My feed looked like a junkyard. I cried.'
'My teacher said Facitter was the reason I was late to class. It was true.'