faciolino
A faciolino is a person so tall and so faceless it’s like they’re trying to be a pole with a face.
My neighbor is a faciolino. He’s 6'6" and his face is the size of a button.
That guy at the bus stop is a faciolino. He’s like a human telephone pole.
My dad’s uncle is a faciolino. He’s so tall and his face is so tiny, it’s like he forgot to put on his face.