Facio
‘Do as I say, not as I do’ is what you say when you’re a total hypocrite. It’s like when you tell someone to clean their room but you’re eating pizza on the floor.
text: 'he said do as I say, but he’s eating pizza on the floor'
tweet: 'do as I say, not as I do is my life'
DM: 'he said that and then threw up on my shoes'