facimpracate
you mess with someone by saying dumb stuff or roasting them so hard they get all confused and just yell nonsense while you sit there like a genius.
She said my brain was the size of a sad potato. I said she had the face of a sad dog and cried in the shower.
He said I smelled like a gym sock. I said he had the brain of a sad chicken and cried in the shower.
She called me a loser. I said she was a loser who cried in the shower and had a crush on a sock.
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