Facility Fishing - Facility Fishing is when you’re in such a hurry to poop that

Facility Fishing is when you’re in such a hurry to poop that you don’t even care if the toilet is clogged or if it smells like a dead raccoon.

I used a toilet that had a brown ring around it and I didn’t even flinch.

I walked past three restrooms just because I didn’t want to wait for someone else to finish.

I found the farthest bathroom in the building and it was like I was going on a solo mission.