Facility Fishing - Facility Fishing is when you stalk the hallways like a psych

Facility Fishing is when you stalk the hallways like a psycho looking for a bathroom that’s not full of people who are also trying to poop.

I waited outside the restroom for 10 minutes because I didn’t want to hear someone else’s loud sneezes while I was doing my business.

I took a detour through the kitchen just to find a quieter bathroom that didn’t reek of burnt toast.

I found a bathroom that was hidden behind a supply closet and it was like I’d won the lottery.