facilitree - a tree that you use when you have no choice and you're too p

a tree that you use when you have no choice and you're too proud to ask for a toilet you just do #1 and walk away like it was nothing

I was at the airport and I had to use the facilitree and I didn't care if anyone saw me

I used the facilitree in front of my crush and I was so embarrassed

I used the facilitree at my job and my coworkers laughed at me