facilities - A quick way to say facilities, like when you’re too tired to

A quick way to say facilities, like when you’re too tired to spell it out and you just say ‘fah-sills’ like you’re dying.

I said ‘fah-sills’ and ran to the bathroom like I was on fire.

She yelled ‘fah-sills’ and got a ticket for being too loud.

He asked for fah-sills and got a ticket for being too loud.