facienda - When a woman uses her fruit and hairy land to hit you in the

When a woman uses her fruit and hairy land to hit you in the face like it's a battle

I got facienda from my mom. She had a pineapple and a goat. I was crying.

He got facienda in the mall. His face got smushed by a goat.

She threw her fruit and hairy land at him. He looked like a mess.