Facially Handicapped
A person so hideous they could scare the devil. They’re like a burnt marshmallow that also has a bad attitude.
My neighbor’s cat ran away because my neighbor is facially handicapped.
My uncle is facially handicapped. He looks like he was hit by a brick and then sat in a trash can.
I told my friend he was facially handicapped. He said, ‘You’re just jealous.’