facially challenged - So ugly your face makes the whole room look like a landfill

So ugly your face makes the whole room look like a landfill

My teacher is facially challenged. I think she’s been living in a trash can for 20 years.

My mom called me facially challenged. I told her I’d give her a facepalm and a detention.

My crush is facially challenged. I think he’s trying to make me run away.