Facialist - A facialist is someone who thinks your face is a canvas and

A facialist is someone who thinks your face is a canvas and your skin is just a bad painting that needs a lot of work.

My facialist told me my skin was 'a soup of confusion.' I asked if she wanted to add more ingredients.

After my facialist worked on my face, I looked like I'd been dipped in glitter and yelled at by a toaster.

My facialist said my skin was 'a mess.' I said, 'That's what you get when you don't brush your face.'