facial waster
A person who gets peed on the face but doesn't enjoy it. They clean it off just to keep their friends happy or to look important.
They peed on my face. I wiped it off so they wouldn't mock me. #facialwaster
Got peed on during the contest. I cleaned it off to look like a king. #facefail
My friend peed on me. I wiped it off just to keep my crown. #coolguy