facial nappy
A face soaked in muck used to clean up the mess of someone who thinks they’re a genius and spits out everything in their brain like it’s a hot mess.
My brother’s facial nappy was so bad, it looked like he got into a fight with a glue bottle.
My friend did a facial nappy and said ‘I’m the best at everything’ in front of the entire class.
My teacher gave me a facial nappy for telling the class my goldfish was a superhero.