facial nappy
A face covered in goo used to mop up the mess of someone who talks like they’re on a soap opera and don’t know when to stop.
My dad’s facial nappy was so bad, it looked like he was crying over a dead goldfish.
During lunch, my friend did a facial nappy and told his crush he was a ‘legend’ five times.
My mom got a facial nappy for telling the principal her cat was the school’s principal.