facial mullet
A goatee. It’s like a beard that didn’t want to commit. You end up with something that’s not a beard, not a mustache, and definitely not a clean-shaven face. It’s just a mess.
My brother’s goatee looks like he tried to grow a beard and forgot to shave his face.
My friend’s goatee is so bad, it’s like it’s trying to be a beard but it’s too lazy to grow all the way.
My teacher’s goatee is so messy, it looks like it was drawn with a crayon and a dirty sock.