facial mullet
A goatee. It’s like a beard that didn’t get the memo and showed up uninvited. You’re stuck with it because you’re too lazy to shave or too proud to be clean-shaven.
My dad has a facial mullet. It looks like he dipped his chin in dirt and forgot to wash it off.
My cousin’s goatee is so long, it’s trying to be a beard. It’s like a middle finger to grooming.
My barista has a facial mullet. She probably uses it to flick dirt at customers who don’t tip well.