facial hair
When a guy grows facial hair just to be different, but it ends up looking like a mess. It’s usually just a hipster trying to look cool, but it looks like he got hit with a mop.
My friend’s beard looks like he tried to eat a whole sandwich and failed.
My neighbor’s moustache looks like he tried to glue a raccoon to his face.
My coworker’s beard looks like it’s been sitting in a trash can for two weeks.