facial hair
A day when guys at the amusement park get to stop shaving because they’re tired of being told they look like a pizza.
The guy at the park had a beard so big, it looked like a raccoon had a baby in it.
The guy next to him had a mustache that looked like it was glued on by a drunk kid.
The guy in the back had a goatee that looked like it was drawn with a marker.