Facial Hair Rule
The rule that says fascists are too cheap for beards, so they get mustaches. Communists are too lazy for mustaches, so they get beards. Mao was the only one who didn’t need either, probably because he was Asian and had no idea what a mustache was.
My history teacher said, 'Mussolini had a mustache like a grumpy cat, it was always annoyed.'
My friend texted me, 'You have a beard like Marx, it’s messy and full of ideas.'
My mom said, 'Mao didn't have a mustache because he was too busy ruling China and eating rice.'