facial hair freedom
The glorious day when male workers at an amusement park get to stop shaving their faces off because the season is over and they no longer have to look like a bunch of clean-shaven failures.
'Finally, I can stop looking like a bald chicken!', Greg, 3 PM, break room
'I let my beard grow back and it looked like a raccoon had moved in.', Mike, 4 PM, snack bar
'I didn’t shave for a week and my face looked like a war zone.', Dave, 5 PM, exit interview