Facial Dusting
Trying to shave when your face is still a work in progress. You’re just getting rid of the fluff and the dust-like hair, so it’s called facial dusting because you’re basically wiping your face like it’s a chalkboard and you’re the kid who never cleans up.
My facial dusting is so bad, my face looks like it’s been through a hurricane and a karate match.
I did facial dusting and now I look like I’ve been hit by a raccoon and a vacuum cleaner.
Facial dusting is my morning ritual. It’s like my face is a mess and I’m the cleanup crew.