facial dart - when you launch your jizz at a face like it’s a target, but

when you launch your jizz at a face like it’s a target, but you’re too drunk to hit it.

I did a facial dart on my friend, and he cried like a baby.

My dad did a facial dart on my brother’s face. It was a masterpiece.

I did a facial dart on my mom. She yelled at me for an hour.