My friend changed my 'I’m happy' post to 'I’m a happy unicorn who loves glitter.' I was confused and annoyed.

My cousin added 'and I also have a twin brother who is also a unicorn' to my 'I’m tired' post. I wanted to die.

My mom turned my 'I’m angry' post into 'I’m the angry king of the castle.' I had to take a break from Facebook.