FACHTS
Rafa made this word up to sound fancy, but it's just a way to say something obvious and make everyone else look dumb.
"This is fachts, mate.", Rafa, looking smug after a 1-0 win.
"Fachts? That's just a lie.", a player, tired of hearing the same thing every week.
"Fachts? More like farts and lies.", a fan, after a 4-1 loss.