Fachtenchektirneteinschölen - Fachtenchektirneteinschölen is when you believe the Internet

Fachtenchektirneteinschölen is when you believe the Internet and then you go fight a robot in your kitchen.

I saw a post that said robots are real. I believed it. Now I’m fighting a robot for my cereal.

I believed a tweet that said robots can cook. I challenged my robot to a pancake battle. It won.

I believed a meme that said robots are coming to take our jobs. I started a rebellion in my kitchen with a spatula.