fachpatch
A blob of hair so gross it looks like it’s trying to take over your face. It’s like a soul patch but with more dirt and less coolness.
My dad’s fachpatch is so bad it’s like it’s got its own Instagram page.
The guy in my class has a fachpatch that’s bigger than his brain.
My uncle’s fachpatch is so bad it’s like it’s been growing for 50 years.