Facey Pastie
A facey pastie is like a fashion statement for a person who thinks they’re fancy. It’s pointless. But if you don’t wear it, you’ll get yelled at like you did something wrong.
"You’re not wearing your fancy mask? You’re not fancy anymore!", @PastiePete
My mom wore her facey pastie to the mall. The mall was closed. She still wore it.
My friend’s dog wore a mask to the park. I didn’t wear mine. He called me a mask-less loser.