Facey Pastie
A facey pastie is a mask that people wear even when they’re not near anyone. Not wearing it can make you the target of a verbal attack that’s louder than a fire alarm.
"Why aren’t you wearing your mask? Are you trying to spread germs?", @GermsGoneWild
My brother wore his mask to the park. The park had no people. I called him a mask-nut.
My neighbor yelled at me for not wearing a mask. I was 10 feet away. She had no idea why.