Facewreck
You friend someone on Facebook just to laugh at their dumb, endless, and super annoying posts about their train wreck life.
'My life is a disaster. Also I got dumped. Also I got a tattoo. Also I'm still friends with you. Also I'm still posting about it.'
'I'm broke. I'm drunk. I'm sad. I'm still friends with you. Also I'm posting this because I have nothing better to do.'
'I got fired. I got dumped. I got a tattoo. Also I'm still friends with you. Also I'm still posting about it.'