Facewig
A fake beard for people too lazy or too bald to grow one. It’s like a beard for the face, and it’s perfect for people who want to look like they know what they’re doing, even when they don’t.
My facewig is so good, my ex still thinks I’m a real man.
I wore my facewig to the bar, and the bartender asked if I was a spy.
My dad’s facewig is so fake, it fell off during a Zoom call.