facewhat?
Remembering Facebook like it was a vacation you took with your ex who still follows you online even though they hate your life now. Then you switch to Google+ because you're too dumb to realize it's just Facebook with a different name and a worse logo.
'Why am I still friends with Karen from third grade? She still posts about her cat's bunions.'
'I joined Google+ just to prove I wasn't still using Facebook.'
'My ex is on both. I'm doomed.'