Facewake
A wake for dead people on Facebook; people post 'RIP' like they were there, but they were just scrolling on their phones.
My dead friend got 1,000 likes. I only got 1 text that said, 'I’m coming to the funeral in 10 minutes.'
My dead coworker had 500 comments. I only had 5 texts from my living coworkers.
My dead uncle had 1,500 likes. My living uncle only had 1 brain and 1 mouth.