Facewake
A bunch of people crying over a dead guy’s Facebook profile because they don’t have the guts to tell the living guy to shut up.
My dead neighbor’s wall had 100 comments. My living neighbor only said, 'I’m coming over in 5 minutes.'
My dead boss had 200 likes. My living boss only said, 'I’m coming to work in 10 minutes.'
My dead friend had 500 likes. My living friend only said, 'I’m coming to lunch in 5 minutes.'