Facewait
When you ignore a Facebook friend request just to look cool, like you're too good for them and your life is way more important than their tiny little request.
I saw your request and thought, 'Nope, I'm too busy being awesome to accept you.'
I waited until I had pizza in my hand before I even looked at your request.
You asked me to be friends, and I said, 'I’ll get back to you when I’m not being cool.'