Facewaggoner
A fan who only shows up to talk about a team when they're winning. They vanish like a fart in a hurricane when things go south.
Just saw the team win the big game. Now they're posting like they've been following them for years.
Didn't text me during the entire losing streak. Now they're spamming my DMs about the championship.
Only shows up in the comments when the team is on fire. No one knows who they are during the offseason.