Facewaggoner
A fan who only shows up when the team is winning. They're like a ghost who only shows up when it's time to party.
They didn’t follow the team during the losing streaks. Now they're posting like they were there for every game.
Only texts me when the team is winning. No one knows who they are when they're losing.
They didn’t show up for the season. Now they’re claiming they’ve been a fan for years.