Faceurfing - Scrolling through Facebook like it's a buffet and you're the

Scrolling through Facebook like it's a buffet and you're the hungriest person there.

I ate 10 posts for breakfast. Now I'm full and tired.

My aunt's vacation pics made me jealous. I posted a selfie. Now I'm fighting with her.

I saw my neighbor's cat on Facebook. I messaged him. Now he's my friend.