Facetweet
A Facetweet is when someone posts on Facebook like it's the end of the world. It's just stupid stuff. You're eating? Post it. You're peeing? Post it. You're in bed? Post it. People just want to scream and hide under a blanket.
Ate a burger. It was good.
In the washroom. I'm not coming out.
In bed. I'm not moving.