Facetweet
A Facetweet is like when someone posts on Facebook just to be annoying. It's not funny. It's not cool. It's just random stuff like what they're eating, if they're peeing, or if they're in bed. People just want to ignore them and take a nap.
Ate a sandwich. It was okay.
In the washroom. I'm not done.
In bed. I'm not moving.