Facetwat
When someone tweets something, and Twitter decides to be a jerk and also post it on Facebook. Now you see it twice, and you’re confused and slightly annoyed.
I tweet 'I hate Mondays' and then Facebook posts it too. Now my whole life is a double entendre.
He tweeted 'I’m hungry' and now my Facebook is screaming at me.
She posted a tweet about her cat, and now my Facebook is also talking about her cat. What is this, a conspiracy?