Faceturbating
Masturbating to your friends' pictures on Facebook. It’s like having a group chat of hot people, and you’re the only one getting off.
I faceturbate to my friend’s vacation pics. He’s wearing a shirt. I’m wearing a helmet.
I saw my best friend’s new haircut. I faceturbated so hard, my phone broke.
My friend posted a selfie. I faceturbated so much, I got a notification from my mom.