Faceturbating
Masturbating to Facebook pics. It’s like having a personal porn channel, but it’s all people you know or just random strangers.
I faceturbate to my cousin’s vacation pics. She’s wearing a bikini, and I’m wearing a helmet.
I saw my neighbor’s dog on Facebook. I faceturbated so hard, the dog got jealous.
My faceturbating sessions are longer than my Netflix binges.